Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Post Turtle

I just got this joke on email, and I can't resist posting it (pun intended). This will leave you no doubt where I stand, assuming you had any.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand
was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah
Palin and her bid to be our next Vice President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle." Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on
top, that's a post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself,
she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while
she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up
there to begin with."

Thursday, September 18, 2008

OK, I spoke too soon ...

I knew I couldn't stop blogging for long.

Just call me Ladel Torque Palin.

At least, that's what the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator suggested. Now you give it a go!

Sqeegee Jester Palin?
Thor Surprise Palin?

Oh, no, I'm going to need a 12-step program for this also!

Confessions of a political junkie ....

Yes, it's true.

I have been neglecting my three faithful readers while remaining glued to CNN. I repent!

But with the debates beginning next week ... I may need a CNN 12-step program!!! Or new eyeglasses, at the very least.

Bear with me!